I wished I’d gotten that drink earlier today. My head was all kinds of fucked up. Maybe I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Maybe my nerves from earlier hadn’t left me. Maybe it was early-onset dementia. I kind of hoped asian it was, then I’d at least have an excuse for thinking… nothing. Thinking nothing at all! I watched Kelsey teen and Josie from across the barbeque shack. I wasn’t the only one. Every male head was turned to see my twin daughters in their short skirts and crop tops, their Hardcore long legs thickening until the tantalizing smile of each cheek could be seen just below the hem. I tore my eyes away, grinding my teeth. Goddamn it! I thought to myself, and stomped to the tackle shop across the dirt road. “Marlboro Reds, Shorts.” I growled, tossing a wadded big ten onto the counter. I picked up the pack, and made it tits back to our bench as Kelsey and Josie were doing the same, all eyes following them. I hated each man there, and I was afraid it was more due to jealousy than paternal guardianship. “You’re smoking again?” Kelsey asked, sitting across from me. “You never really stop; you just take long breaks.” I grumbled, plopping the square between my lips, and lighting it. “Cowboy killers?” Josie mused, picking up my pack as she sat beside me, “You really went full-bore with this hillbilly thing you’re doing.” “Maybe.” I said, taking a deep inhale, feeling that sweet fire in my lungs. As I exhaled, I immediately felt some of my stress flow out with the thousands of delightful carcinogens, and my shoulders relaxed. That was, until I heard the click of my lighter, and the crackling of tobacco leaf beside me. “What the hell are you doing?” I snapped at Josie. She inhaled, cringed, and coughed out a cloud. “Wow that’s harsh!” She exclaimed. “Give me that!” “No need!” She said, taking a sip of water, “I just had to pop that lung cherry. God Kelsey, it’s nothing like our vape!” She took another inhale, then plumed it expertly before her lips, and inhaled it through her nose with the ease of much practice, “It burns!” “I like a little pain with my pleasure.” Kelsey smiled, sneaking a cigarette from my pack, and lighting it with a spark of her own. She also cringed as she took it into her lungs, but she didn’t cough like Josie did. “Tina, while you consider my offer, you should know that a couple of interesting gentleman came calling after you last night. I spotted her right away. When we first got married my wife and I were all over each other. That was something, but— Where the hell did you go? The hall is finally quiet because the students are all asian heading to their classes before they’re late. “Huh,” she responded. As we reached the car, the reason we parked in the corner was that her door faced the rest of the car park. It was preordained by my ancestors. Lexi and Billy live down the street and Cora has been friends with Lexi since grade school. “Such a delight to see you today. Here was this cute girl, kissing me, even after she saw me dressed as a girl, even knowing I was really Hardcore a boy. “You won’t regret it. He had upgraded everything really. “Of course, only if your majesty would accept them?” Miguel ignored Diego and his sister tits and resumed his efforts to cover Karen’s body. I cupped the firm mounds, squeezed them softly and tweaked her firm nipple. She no longer cared teen about how dangerous big this man might have been. The schedule called for each of our four groups to hit one pick-up point after another until we completed our assigned shopping lists.